Well, this is exhausting: essays

Section one, in which I try really hard to be a good kid for my parents, miss out on a normal youth because I was fat, and then date someone who sucks

Section two, in which I try really hard to impress thirty men, discover Skinnygirl piña colada mix, and learn how to do eye makeup

Section three, in which I get very tired of trying so hard, realize I was wrong about almost everything, and save my boyfriend's life.